Fabgomfotlid is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, astonishing salamander.

Fabgomfotlid created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabgomfotlid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fabgomfotlid, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fabgomfotlid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fabgomfotlid's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.