Sogmumbud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating beaver.

Sogmumbud created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogmumbud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sogmumbud, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Sogmumbud's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sogmumbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.