Dapbumpas is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, tiresome warg.

Dapbumpas created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapbumpas, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dapbumpas, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dapbumpas' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dapbumpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not prepare carrots while filled with pride.

5. Always pray immersed in water.