Cangenyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, sapient spider.

Cangenyatt created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cangenyatt, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cangenyatt, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cangenyatt's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cangenyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four manatees approach from the west.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Cangenyatt in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always maintain patience during holy days.