Dagbomgil is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, compassionate meerkat.

Dagbomgil created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagbomgil, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dagbomgil, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dagbomgil's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dagbomgil's Holy Commandments

1. Dagbomgil loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Do not consume nuts at dawn.

3. Erect four tin sculptures of Dagbomgil on top of important buildings.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.