Narlbogstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fast warg.

Narlbogstaf created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlbogstaf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Narlbogstaf, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Narlbogstaf's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Narlbogstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your legs toward the north during prayer.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Do not run at crossroads.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Always obey Narlbogstaf's priests.