Zigfarnhan Yogjipban is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, egotistical toad.

Zigfarnhan Yogjipban created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Zigfarnhan Yogjipban, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zigfarnhan Yogjipban, it will think nothing of it.

Zigfarnhan Yogjipban's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Zigfarnhan Yogjipban's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zigfarnhan Yogjipban.

2. Do not wear corsets marked with cyan.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near mites while wearing orange shirts and balancing four lead spheres on your legs.

4. Never chant in the presence of cats.

5. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.