Omtcabcin is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing unicorn.

Omtcabcin created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Omtcabcin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtcabcin, he will turn you into a hamster.

Omtcabcin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Omtcabcin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Omtcabcin.

2. Never mark doors with white.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Never allow monkeys to sleep beneath your roof.