Shavmigkin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, caring snake.

Shavmigkin created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavmigkin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Shavmigkin, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Shavmigkin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Shavmigkin's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Shavmigkin.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.