Ranwadkik is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet tortoise.

Ranwadkik created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranwadkik, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ranwadkik, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Ranwadkik's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ranwadkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.