Gupsabxucknellflisbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, calm warg.

Gupsabxucknellflisbess created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupsabxucknellflisbess, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gupsabxucknellflisbess, it will come to you in dreams.

Gupsabxucknellflisbess' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gupsabxucknellflisbess' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Gupsabxucknellflisbess in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not name children after turtles.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near frogs while wearing mauve coats and balancing three gold spheres on your neck.