Homkadmid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent salamander.

Homkadmid created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homkadmid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Homkadmid, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Homkadmid's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Homkadmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away from red geese, for they are unholy.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never record names.