Mitlegvid Zodkiplib is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish hummingbird.

Mitlegvid Zodkiplib created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitlegvid Zodkiplib, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mitlegvid Zodkiplib, she will laugh at you.

Mitlegvid Zodkiplib's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Mitlegvid Zodkiplib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Never adorn your head with indigo markings.

5. Never handle iron while unclean.