Ligwodaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humane dingo.

Ligwodaf created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligwodaf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ligwodaf, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Ligwodaf's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ligwodaf's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ligwodaf first in all things.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always obey Ligwodaf's priests.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.