Mitbossyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a small, loving wyrm.

Mitbossyatt created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mitbossyatt, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mitbossyatt, she will turn you into a duck.

Mitbossyatt's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Mitbossyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Put Mitbossyatt first in all things.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never adorn your feet with red markings.