Sishabwan Babhinhin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable squirrel.

Sishabwan Babhinhin created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sishabwan Babhinhin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sishabwan Babhinhin, it will not care.

Sishabwan Babhinhin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sishabwan Babhinhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed lots of beans to pigs while wearing green stockings.

4. Do not wear dresses marked with blue.

5. Never cross forests at midday.