Hugspagrot is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited dragonfly.

Hugspagrot created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Hugspagrot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hugspagrot, he will strike you with lightening.

Hugspagrot's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hugspagrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight aardvarks in a large pit.

2. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Put Hugspagrot first in all things.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.