Tapmilnel is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, moody ant.

Tapmilnel created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapmilnel, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tapmilnel, he will be very unhappy.

Tapmilnel's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tapmilnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Do not consume turnips at dawn.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near shrews while wearing fawn kilts.

4. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

5. Never speak at midnight.