Nellfomgar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented fly.

Nellfomgar created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellfomgar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nellfomgar, it will turn you into a hamster.

Nellfomgar's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nellfomgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not record signs concerning comets.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near geese while wearing violet scarves and balancing four silicon spheres on your chest.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.