Gupbossarp is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gupbossarp created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Gupbossarp, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gupbossarp, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gupbossarp's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gupbossarp's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Always wash your head before prayer.

5. Never look at planets.