Nillnaring is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, compassionate horse.

Nillnaring created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillnaring, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillnaring, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nillnaring's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nillnaring's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.