Pomcentig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing cobra.

Pomcentig created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomcentig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pomcentig, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pomcentig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pomcentig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always act with humility when addressing children.

3. Hide if seven turtles approach from the south.

4. Do not record numbers concerning black holes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.