Himrigtik is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omnipotent turtle.

Himrigtik created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Himrigtik, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Himrigtik, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Himrigtik's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Himrigtik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your neck before prayer.

2. Do not name children after monkeys.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.