Gigtendod is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking naga.

Gigtendod created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigtendod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gigtendod, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gigtendod's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gigtendod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise jumpers.

2. Never adorn your hands with pink markings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.