Flangov is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful jellyfish.

Flangov created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flangov, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flangov, it will turn you into a rock.

Flangov's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Flangov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Flangov in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flangov.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.