Cumciplibwap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced monkey.

Cumciplibwap created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumciplibwap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cumciplibwap, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cumciplibwap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cumciplibwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. You must love Cumciplibwap.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.