Bindusshak is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, compassionate ant.

Bindusshak created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bindusshak, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bindusshak, he will cry a lot.

Bindusshak's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bindusshak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Bindusshak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never stain your feet with orange.