Budnibgenstragdabdobgabmif is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient lobster.

Budnibgenstragdabdobgabmif created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Budnibgenstragdabdobgabmif, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Budnibgenstragdabdobgabmif, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Budnibgenstragdabdobgabmif's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Budnibgenstragdabdobgabmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never chant near tortoises.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never record signs.