Fodnigvolflap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, dishonest duck.

Fodnigvolflap created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodnigvolflap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fodnigvolflap, he will ignore you.

Fodnigvolflap's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fodnigvolflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.