Timbitbut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet bat.

Timbitbut created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Timbitbut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Timbitbut, it will torture you forever.

Timbitbut's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Timbitbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

2. Never mark doors with cyan.

3. Do not place melons upon stone.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never talk about stars.