Yakhunarflencumfaswoncen is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, weak octopus.

Yakhunarflencumfaswoncen created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakhunarflencumfaswoncen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakhunarflencumfaswoncen, he will have a low opinion of you.

Yakhunarflencumfaswoncen's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Yakhunarflencumfaswoncen's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yakhunarflencumfaswoncen seven times a day.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yakhunarflencumfaswoncen.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Do not sing at mountains.