Gemmegveg is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, uncaring butterfly.

Gemmegveg created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gemmegveg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gemmegveg, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gemmegveg's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gemmegveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to eight before sleeping.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always take life seriously.