Yiktaphon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, omniscient slug.

Yiktaphon created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Yiktaphon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yiktaphon, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yiktaphon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yiktaphon's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

2. Worship no other gods but Yiktaphon.

3. Run away if seven seals approach from the south.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Pray only in moonlight.