Fubkomlad Tenmumkad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, proud unicorn.

Fubkomlad Tenmumkad created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubkomlad Tenmumkad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fubkomlad Tenmumkad, he will manifest in front of you.

Fubkomlad Tenmumkad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fubkomlad Tenmumkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never hop in summer.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Fubkomlad Tenmumkad loves whales, so they must be respected.