Dogtancab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, benevolent crane.

Dogtancab created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogtancab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dogtancab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dogtancab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dogtancab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Do not study archaea on holy days.