Foddabgonsaftunnuttgedraw is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, duplicitous pig.

Foddabgonsaftunnuttgedraw created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Foddabgonsaftunnuttgedraw, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Foddabgonsaftunnuttgedraw, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Foddabgonsaftunnuttgedraw's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Foddabgonsaftunnuttgedraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip at mountains.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing red trousers.

5. You must pray to Foddabgonsaftunnuttgedraw four times a day.