Dodtailhak is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic camel.

Dodtailhak created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtailhak, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dodtailhak, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dodtailhak's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dodtailhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

4. Never gather three tortoises in one place.

5. Never chant in the presence of badgers.