Febnuttzim is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty alligator.

Febnuttzim created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Febnuttzim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Febnuttzim, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Febnuttzim's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Febnuttzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never sing in the presence of squirrels.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Febnuttzim must be the most important thing in your life.