Japsugveen Gepbotcum is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent gorilla.

Japsugveen Gepbotcum created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Japsugveen Gepbotcum, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Japsugveen Gepbotcum, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Japsugveen Gepbotcum's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Japsugveen Gepbotcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta scarves.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.