Hotfitsandster Mumteenhad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, annoying naga.

Hotfitsandster Mumteenhad created light two years ago.

If you believe in Hotfitsandster Mumteenhad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hotfitsandster Mumteenhad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hotfitsandster Mumteenhad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hotfitsandster Mumteenhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not name children after seals.

3. Never allow eagles to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.