Mitflanransat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish wyrm.

Mitflanransat created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Mitflanransat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mitflanransat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mitflanransat's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Mitflanransat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Never sing in the presence of elders.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

5. Do not prepare wheat while wearing skirts.