Latgessvid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic otter.

Latgessvid created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latgessvid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Latgessvid, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Latgessvid's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Latgessvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never record secrets.

5. Run away if three voles approach from the north.