Badsitsand is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful armadillo.

Badsitsand created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badsitsand, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Badsitsand, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Badsitsand's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Badsitsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing magenta shirts and balancing nine nickel spheres on your chest.

3. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.