Stan Hun is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, idiotic chicken.

Stan Hun created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Stan Hun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stan Hun, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stan Hun's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Stan Hun's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Stan Hun on top of important buildings.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.