Stikshavmob is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, blissful shrew.

Stikshavmob created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikshavmob, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stikshavmob, she will ignore you.

Stikshavmob's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Stikshavmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in winter.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not gather at wells at dawn.