Migrulbot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful crocodile.

Migrulbot created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Migrulbot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Migrulbot, he will turn you into a goat.

Migrulbot's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Migrulbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black skirts.

2. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.