Dibnaklid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical slug.

Dibnaklid created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibnaklid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dibnaklid, he will not care at all.

Dibnaklid's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dibnaklid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not place beans upon stone.

3. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibnaklid.

5. Respect your elders.