Tenvabpak is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous fox.

Tenvabpak created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenvabpak, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tenvabpak, she will turn you into a puffin.

Tenvabpak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tenvabpak's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.