Laphugarp Cidweerullcem is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, generous hydra.

Laphugarp Cidweerullcem created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laphugarp Cidweerullcem, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Laphugarp Cidweerullcem, she will try to impress you with trees.

Laphugarp Cidweerullcem's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Laphugarp Cidweerullcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. You must pray to Laphugarp Cidweerullcem nine times a day.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Laphugarp Cidweerullcem in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not stand on grass.