Jatdidflag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, clever alligator.

Jatdidflag created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatdidflag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jatdidflag, it will boil you in a big pot.

Jatdidflag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Jatdidflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your face before prayer.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Do not name children after shrews.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.