Pondibnill is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast badger.

Pondibnill created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pondibnill, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pondibnill, he will turn you into a rat.

Pondibnill's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Pondibnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.