Lanhunfad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless dolphin.

Lanhunfad created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanhunfad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Lanhunfad, it will ignore you.

Lanhunfad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Lanhunfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never point your arms toward the south during prayer.