Funlidkop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering centaur.

Funlidkop created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Funlidkop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Funlidkop, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Funlidkop's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Funlidkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not skip at forests.

4. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.